Agent NoPants

There's a fine, fine line between love and a waste of your time.

corn

  • agentnopants: sometimes i hate you for being smarter than me.
  • agentdoublepenetration: lolz just keep throwing the corn/d.r. thing as it makes me feel blonde.
  • agentnopants: lmao i ate corn for lunch.
  • agentdoublepen: lolz just sat there with a pop top can and a butter knife scraping the kernels out huh.
  • agentnopants: yeah and i washed my ass with the juices.
  • agentdoublepen: i love your corny ass!
  • agentnopants: you're a cornball.
  • agentdoublepen: i'll be a cornball you corn anus!
  • agentnopants: keep your cornballs outta my ass!
  • agentdoublepen: imma slap my corn bawls on yer corn anus!